40+ Times Facebook Mom Groups Have Posted Pointless Advice
If we want to share funny memes or advice, we turn to social media. As a result, many platforms, such as Facebook, have groups to join where people with similar interests can meet. Mom groups are one of the most popular. These communities allow mothers to vent, and some of what we saw was so useless and hilarious that we had to share it with you. Have fun!
Millenial Names
When you’re a kid with a common name, you’re always envious of other kids who have unusual names. Getting a little too out there, on the other hand, can backfire. So keep that in mind as you search for unusual names for your children.
Millenial Names
This individual requested suggestions and received a flood of them. One of our favorite suggestions was this one! Can you envision Neon as a baby? We can’t because it shouldn’t exist in the first place.
Please Be Kidding
Thus, while the question of whether or not to circumcise your child may not appear to be a common one, it most certainly is. This procedure is sometimes performed as part of a religious ceremony and other times solely for health reasons.
Please Be Kidding
While many people disagree about circumcision, one thing we can all agree on is that it should not be performed at home by an unqualified individual. This appears to be a project that would benefit from some experience. If not, this could quickly devolve into a bad situation!
Watch Your Step
While we are not passing judgment on other parents’ methods, a little common sense goes a long way when something like this occurs. If your child has had a concussion, the oil will be ineffective. While this may reduce discomfort, the underlying problem is more inside.
Watch Your Step
Uncertain of what to do, this mother took to social media and sought advice from other mothers. Fortunately, the other mothers appeared more rational and suggested that she take the child to the emergency room.
Trying to Stay Positive
Each of us has dreams, and sometimes those dreams require sacrifice. However, when making sacrifices, it is important to ensure that they do not harm others.
Trying To Stay Positive
Taking money from your child’s college fund seems a little irresponsible in this case. However, we’ll try to keep a positive attitude and cross our fingers that this business venture succeeds. Otherwise, this poor kid will be saddled with college debt for the rest of his life.
An Oil Obsession
Homeopathic remedies are fine, but you can’t force someone to use them, just like you can’t force someone to use anything else. Unfortunately, this mother appears to be overly enthusiastic about getting her son to use essential oils.
An Oil Obsession
Let’s have some fun counting how often this woman used the word “oils” in her Facebook post. Are you finished with your calculation? We won’t reveal the answer out of respect for those who are still in the process, but it’s safe to say that this woman is obsessed with oil.
Out of Body
Numerous people have spoken of having out-of-body experiences after being involved in a tragic event or accident. Indeed, there are so many accounts of it that it is certain to be true.
Out Of Body
However, this story is so intriguing that this woman recalls her experience from such a young age. What compelled this woman to tell such a tale? We’re intrigued and would like to learn more about this.
Mini Her
When people think about their significant other’s past, their minds can play tricks on them. Thus, when a child from a previous relationship becomes a part of your life, insecurities can arise.
Mini Her
However, this woman appears to be overly sensitive and on the verge of going insane. Allow the poor guy to bolster his precious girl’s self-esteem! It has nothing to do with his ex and everything to do with his love for his daughter, we are certain.
Ranting Away
When you start talking about your child, you usually want to brag about their accomplishments. You know… they’re so smart, so talented, and so on! That’s not something we usually expect from mothers, so imagine our surprise when we saw this post.
Ranting Away
They all seem to be aware of the knowledge gaps in their children’s lives. We understand that being concerned about your child’s development is natural, but we disagree with the way it’s being expressed. If the children who have been discussed see this, they will be distraught.
Like Mother, Like Daughter
Every parent has the right to raise their child however they see fit, but they must do so with grace and respect. For example, some oppose vaccinations and the use of medications. This may be due to religious or ideological concerns.
Like Mother, Like Daughter
Sharing this on social media, on the other hand, opens the door to some very heated and possibly mean debates. Therefore, we recommend that this person avoid the great vaccine debate unless they want a lot of backlash and a lot of comments.
Bad Moms Club
The Corona Virus has and continues to wreak havoc on the world as we know it. While it may appear to be “nothing more than a cold” to some, it can be life-threatening. This is why we must exercise extreme caution when it comes to spreading the virus and infecting others.
Bad Moms Club
We chose to include this to show how irresponsible adults can be, even though this mom wasn’t offering advice here but rather using this platform as a confessional. Nails and lunch over a sick child? Come on!
Boycott Wanted
If you search for underwear or bikinis in any online store, you will almost certainly find images of women wearing them. If that’s what you’re looking for, it’s not considered inappropriate but rather expected.
Boycott Wanted
So we were taken aback when we saw this mother’s rant about wanting to boycott Target because the photos showed too much skin. Take a deep breath and reel it in, lady.
Hair-Gate
Sharing this with a Facebook group seems strange. It’d be fascinating to learn how they arrived at this conclusion. Did someone comment on their five o’clock shadow? If that is the case, they may simply need to improve their shaving technique.
Hair Gate
A comment left on this post says that being fed baby formula could lead to thickened facial hair… This one makes us shake our heads and shrug our shoulders. Face hair will never be the same for us again, thanks to these women!
Motherly Advice
A wide variety of ideas are circulating about the best ways to proceed. Unfortunately, not all of them are tried, tested, and proven to be effective. Most people tend to be on the ‘huh’ side of things.
Motherly Advice
This woman offers advice from a mother of three children. We don’t care how many children this other woman had; this piece of advice is unsanitary and disgusting. Please do not spread this!
Get Your Facts Straight
You will always find that one village idiot who speaks out of sheer ignorance, no matter what online group you are a member of. But, unfortunately, it’s just something that’s going to happen, and we’re learning to accept it now!
Get Your Facts Straight
So, telling the dummy that they won the “Stupidest Comment on the Internet” isn’t going to solve anything except possibly make this person feel bad about themselves. Rather, politely correct them and move on to more important matters.
Buy, Sell, Steal!
When your mother told you, “honesty is the best policy,” try to keep this in mind. To be honest, we still stand by this statement, but if you intend to post criminal statements on social media, then we will deny this statement.
Buy, Sell, Steal!
She then gave out her phone number and other personal information, in addition to talking about stealing gifts. Now, if something goes wrong, everyone will know where to look for this individual. She unquestionably takes the prize for being the most likely criminal.
Not How That Works
When it comes to the entire procreation process, there are some basic rules to follow. Unfortunately, it appears that some schools have failed to cover it adequately, and as a result, children grow into adults with significant gaps in their foundational knowledge.
Not How That Works
To clarify for anyone who is still perplexed, you can have relations while pregnant, but there is already someone inside the uterus. This means you can’t get pregnant if you’re already carrying a child. So the case is now closed!
Folk Remedies
Throughout history, superstitions and a lack of understanding of science have resulted in some remedies. Thus, even though we are all fairly modern nowadays, some still exist and are passed down.
Folk Remedies
We can’t say for sure, but we hear it’s pretty popular among the mommy groups. Not only does it seem sketchy, but we’re not entirely convinced it actually works.
Cruel Punishment
It is the parent’s responsibility to correct and, if necessary, punish their children when they misbehave. It is critical, however, that the punishment is both just and constructive. Children, after all, do not deserve to be scarred for life.
Cruel Punishment
Some parents, it turns out, prefer a harsh, cruel approach to discipline. This mother is so determined to teach her son a lesson that she is willing to ruin his Christmas. Lady, you need to tone it down a notch!
A Soy-Riddled World
Fashion evolves alongside the passage of time. So while we understand why people of a previous generation may be offended by how some people dress today, we don’t understand the reasons given by this commenter.
A Soy Riddled World
It’s a little strange how soy or tofu has influenced parents’ ability to manage their children’s fashion choices. But, according to our research, tofu is a great vegan and vegetarian substitute and has nothing to do with Satan.
Say No to Halloween
Every individual has the right to practice his or her own religion and belief. With that in mind, some great battles are often fought by people who say bad things about other people’s beliefs on social media.
Say No To Halloween
Has anybody ever wondered what happened to the phrase ‘love thy neighbor?” People who get too offended by others’ viewpoints and personal views need to get off their high horses, take a chill pill, and let everyone else have their fun!
What’s in Pizza?
We don’t know what this mother is implying, but it doesn’t sound good. It’s perfectly normal for children to act rambunctious and energic after eating pizza. It’s one of the most delectable foods available, and it has the power to turn people’s frowns around.
What’s In Pizza?
That means three people sent the laughing emoji in response to this post, which makes sense because of this post. But, to tell you the truth, we would laugh because it’s a completely senseless and childish thing to do.
New Years Cheer
Everyone needs to set goals for themselves, and this lady has a long list! She appears to be adamant about living her life her way, but why did she post this in a mommy group? If you ask us, this appears to be an attention-seeking move.
New Years Cheer
This would have been acceptable if she had inquired about how to deal with her children’s disagreements. Perhaps she’ll figure out how to help her children deal with their own personal beliefs. Instead, however, it appears to be nothing more than a pointless rant.
Rules of Engagement
The bane of our existence is passive-aggressiveness. So, after a particularly heated and serious argument, you might want to take a break from social media for a while. You won’t be tempted to write snarky posts like this one that way.
Rules Of Engagement
While we all know that the parent has more knowledge in most cases and thus is correct, this is not the case here. This mother requires some acceptance training as well as a break from Facebook. Don’t you think so?
Age Is Just a Number
Parents seem to enjoy counting their children’s ages in months for far too long when they are young. This may be a controversial viewpoint, but we believe they should be referred to as a year old once they have completed a full cycle around the sun.
Age Is Just A Number
This is precisely what this individual was attempting to convey with this meme. But, on the other hand, criticizing young parents is a disaster waiting to happen, so let the debate begin!
Gender Stereotypes
There are numerous preconceived notions about what is appropriate for a female and what is more appropriate for a male. It makes no difference whether it’s a different shade of clothing or a different type of toy. What truly matters is what you believe.
Gender Stereotypes
However, if you seek advice, you will have to sift through a deluge of it. As a result, when we saw this post asking if a kitchen set is “too girly” for boys, we knew exactly what was coming…
Your Presence Is a Present
Teachers are both lifesavers and the future’s lifeblood. They spend nearly as much time with your child and guide them through adulthood as parents do. Therefore, do they not deserve an occasional gift?
Your Presence Is A Present
That is entirely up to you, but there is absolutely no harm in doing so. To be honest, it doesn’t even have to be large. Simply something to show your gratitude. As for this feisty commenter, we would also join the angry emoji group if we were in this group.
Off the Wall Names
When you are searching for the perfect name for your child, it can be a challenging process. You want to make it unique, but you don’t want it to be too unique that people will easily mispronounce or misspell it.
Off The Wall Names
We believe that this soon-to-be mother previously rejected the majority of these names. So what could be more unusual than giving your child the names Thelonious or Sycamore? On a side note, we’re big fans of Sky or Raine.
Fish Tank of Toys
You can’t always get rid of things because you’ve grown attached to them. However, if your child sees this, they may pick up the habit as well. As a result, there is a slew of hoarders living in the house.
Fish Tank Of Toys
This fish tank illustrates how to determine when it’s time to channel your inner Marie Kondo and begin decluttering. If you’re unfamiliar with her, she’s a well-known organizing consultant. Consider purchasing one of her numerous organizational books!
Each to Their Own
Who else is curious as to what was number one? Anyway, what was the point of this post in the first place? Each parent has the right to raise their children according to their beliefs, but why are you required to post about it?
Each To Their Own
This post does not seem to provide much value to us. Well, unless you are trying to launch into a lengthy argument over whether those values determine the qualities of a good parent.
The Great Vaccine Debate
Some things are simply unavoidable in life. The sun will shine, taxes must be paid, and mothers will argue about vaccine safety. So, in terms of this debate, we’ve pretty much heard everything.
The Great Vaccine Debate
That is until we discovered that this mother was looking for proof that vaccines cause autism. So what’s going on here? We’re just as perplexed as you are. Where do people get some of their ideas from? We’re going to have to put a ‘fake news’ stamp on this one.
Don’t Look or Touch
When it comes to strangers, it’s difficult to know where to draw the line. It is natural for people to want to interact with a cute baby in some way when they see one. It doesn’t matter if you’re making faces or talking to them.
Don’t Look Or Touch
However, there is a level of concern that you must have in this world. As it relates to what you are most comfortable with, you must find that balance on your own.
Wizard Meds
There are many mothers out there who swear by homeopathic remedies for everything. This is a naturalistic approach, which is perfectly acceptable. However, some of the recipes can be a little long, strange, and complicated for us.
Wizard Meds
As far as we are concerned, we don’t really use the term “wizardry,” but it’s obvious why some people might feel that way. So despite everything I’ve said, you might as well give it a shot! You might even exceed your expectations.
No Debate Necessary
Some posts are simply incomprehensible. Or perhaps they appear to respond to their own questions, such as this one. Nevertheless, documentation is beneficial in various ways, and this individual has a list of them.
No Debate Necessary
Even so, this mother is hesitant to join in. Why bother making a post if you’re not going to consider other people’s opinions? To us, it appears to be a waste of time.
Advice From Karen
If something is wrong with your child, you should seek medical advice rather than turning to your local Facebook mommy group. However, when this woman was concerned about her daughter’s pain, she went with the latter option.
Until this Colloidal silver enthusiast slipped into the conversation, everyone had the same advice. Instead of wasting time, just take your child to the doctor, as the answer was obvious. Oh, and don’t listen to the woman with the silver prescription.
Mom Life
Moms will occasionally post to support groups on the internet. You know, just to make sure they aren’t the only ones who face difficulties. Things like having to work three times as hard after taking a sick day deserve to be recognized.
Mom Life
This mom chose to do it in the form of a meme, and we do not doubt that it was widely shared. Remember to be grateful for all the selfless things our mothers do for us, everyone reading this!
Late Night Cravings
Some days are tough, and the only way to make them better is to raid the pantry while the rest of the family is sleeping. We can’t say we blame this mother for her sweet tooth.
Late Night Cravings
As you can see, our only comment is a mere suggestion – next time you want to commit the crime of eating your child’s chocolate eggs, try to replace the box before anyone discovers it!
Tell Me More
It must be difficult to be a mother. You must listen to long, often boring stories with no plot or exciting conclusion. Furthermore, you must act as if you genuinely care. It’s like being a Hollywood actress all of the time.
Tell Me More
With a few moments of consideration, it was clear that an award show was created, especially for all the mothers. It’s reasonable to conclude that they are more deserving of praise and awards than anyone else.
Just Do It!
When you become a mother, you are faced with a slew of new responsibilities. Unfortunately, some of those chores are unappealing and downright disgusting. Doing laundry for little ones who haven’t been potty trained, for example, does not appear to be a walk in the park.
Just Do It!
So we can see why this mother is having such a conflicted conversation with herself. That said, she should probably keep her inner monologue to herself rather than broadcasting it to the world.
Busted
Many parents enjoy living up to certain stereotypes. For example, we like to let kids believe in magic and that anything is possible, from the Easter Bunny to the Tooth Fairy. Unfortunately, however, we forget to be sneaky about it from time to time.
Busted
You may be caught in the act in those situations, destroying your child’s belief. So, what are your options? We recommend that you follow this woman’s lead and share the story with a mommy Facebook group for our amusement.
Working Out the Punchline
So, everyone talks about how funny dads are, but what about moms? It exists, and it can be a lot more amusing than you think. That is after it has been fine-tuned, of course. This woman may have been trying to do just that.
Working Out The Punchline
You know, throw it out there and see what kind of feedback you get. A mommy Facebook group appears to be the perfect place to do this. And, so that you know, the woman who wrote this needs a lot of work on her joke.
Express Yourself
It isn’t easy to teach your children how to express their emotions positively. This may necessitate enlisting the assistance of a professional. Unfortunately, this was also the case with this poster.
Express Yourself
Is it just us, or are the majority of the emotions shown here angrier? We recognize that we all have bad days, but we’d like to see more smiles and fewer frowns. Someone should tell this kid that being angry will result in more wrinkles in the future!
Bugs Over Pizza
When you talk to kids, it is hard to get them to use logic. On top of that, a lot of the rationalizations they offer don’t make any sense. So when parents catch on, raising them becomes a lot easier.
Bugs Over Pizza
Bugs are more enticing to this girl than pizza! That is so strange to us that we can’t comprehend it. Isn’t it true that all children enjoy pizza? Why doesn’t the mother just ask her why? Perhaps her logic will make sense! Or not; who knows these days with kids, right?
What’s in This?
So, these parents have a serious problem. We’ve all heard stories about moms and dads who can’t cook, but this seems like a recipe for disaster. Oh, and it’s also quite disgusting.
What’s In This?
Right? Whoever gave this parent this piece of advice had to be joking, right? However, it is entirely on the shoulders of these parents that they took them at face value and implemented them.
Learning to Tell Time?
Raising children is demanding work, so sleep becomes a rare commodity once you become a mother. So it’s understandable that this mother didn’t want to get out of bed before her alarm went off. But then again, the kid could be her alarm.
Learning To Tell Time?
We believe that we would also take the time to teach our children how to tell the time in this situation. This way, perhaps this won’t happen again, and Mama can get some rest.
Egg in a Sock
When their children are teething, parents will go to any length to get their children to sleep. This includes a few unusual folk remedies. What about the egg in the sock over the door?
Egg In A Sock
This isn’t the first time you’ve heard this strange remedy from a mother. Before joining mom groups, we were unaware of this method. But, it’s incredible how much you can learn from them!