We can’t dispute that the majority of us despise bad drivers on the road. The worst occupations, though, are still mind-numbingly bad parking jobs. The worst drivers are those who have poor parking abilities. But, instead of keying a person’s automobile for vengeance, leave a well-decorated letter with an angry message or some advice for the car’s owner, trust us. It’ll irritate them the most. There is no finer form of retaliation than that. With this, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most amusing windshields notes we’ve come across on the internet. Some of the letters made us laugh out loud, while others made us feel uneasy. Continue reading below if you want to see what we’re talking about.
Caps Lock Makes Everything More Intense
Receiving a letter written in capital letters demonstrates how enraged they are with you. But things were different in this case. The first thing you’ll notice about the letter below is that it’s written entirely in capital letters. This simply serves to demonstrate how enraged this person is over the automobile parked across the footpath. Not only that, but the guy who left the message also mentioned how it was a great opportunity for him to slide across the car’s hood.
Caps Lock Makes Everything Intense
Love, Your Neighbor
A nice neighbor wrote a letter to this driver. When you read the note, you’ll notice that it starts off on a positive note. With that salutation, it was even written in a very official manner. However, you’ll still get the impression that the note was sarcastic.
Love, Your Neighbor
Sorry I Hit Your Car
It’s amusing how this motorist went out of his way to write to the owner of the automobile on whose windshield he had scrawled a sorry remark. He even had time to place a letter on the windshield of the automobile. What made it even more amusing was when the author wrote, “because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number.” But, all jokes aside, this event should serve as a reminder to all automobile owners to correctly park their vehicles if they don’t want them to be bumped or scratched.
Sorry I Hit Your Car
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You
Look at how much effort this man put into the note he left for the driver of this car. He drew a grumpy cat on his paper. What’s even more interesting is that this guy was able to come up with such an idea on the spur of the moment. We ate for supper when most of us can’t recall what we ate the night before.
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You
Especially For You
This is a personal favorite of ours. Take a look at it. Who, after all, carries chalk about with them? It was as if this individual had finally been given the opportunity to use that chalk for that specific purpose. Imagine the joy this person had as he or she completed this task.
Especially For You
The Guy You Pissed
You can tell how angry the person is just by reading the message. He threatened to run over this driver’s automobile with his monster truck. Apart from that, the guy finished his message with a “sincerely,” but it does not imply that he is serious. Despite the fact that we know he meant what he stated on the note.
The Guy You Pissed
Helen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
Should we make a note of this? Okay, that’s fine. In drafting a “message” for this motorist, this individual crossed the line. She scribbled the letter on the windshield of her automobile! This is simply too much, yet there’s no denying that it’s one of the funniest.
Hellen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
The Meme
This person left a meme for the driver of this car. The meme started it all and was tailor-made for the situation. The effort the motorist put into this note, though, amused us the most. He even had time to find the right meme, print it, and leave it in the driver’s car.
The Meme
Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?
Anyone would be enraged if they saw something like this done to their automobile. However, the person who did this may be even more enraged because he or she resorted to using peanut butter to write a letter for the driver of this automobile. Imagine giving up your favorite peanut butter to write a message to someone who has irritated you.
Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?
Carly Rae Jepsen Song
Take a look at how clever this individual is. This is the ideal rendition of Carly Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe if there ever was one! Simply take a look at the note. The word choice and placement are simply perfect. The lyrics were flawless. Also, the idea that whoever authored the message could come up with such lyrics.
Carly Rae Jepsen Song
Happy Holidays!
This message is self-explanatory. Just have a look at it. Everything was well planned and executed. I don’t know about you, but if I were the recipient of such a message, I would make a point of never parking in that space again. I’d be scared to death. Isn’t this a beautiful message to get over the holidays?
Happy Holidays
Just That Simple
This note may not be as elaborate or lengthy as the others we’ve shown you, but it certainly conveyed the idea. Whoever authored it made a point of not sugarcoating anything and getting right to the point.
Just That Simple
Parking Guideline
This is also a favorite of ours. Isn’t providing someone a guideline the greatest approach to teach them to perform better? This, on the other hand, was not only a suggestion. It was straightforward and infuriating all at once. I’m not sure about you, but if I were you, I’d make sure to remember this.
Parking Guideline
Fudge You
This message is brimming with rage and hatred. Take a peek at it. Who writes a windshield message with so much “f**k” on it? But who are we to pass judgment? This individual was enraged and having a difficult time. This was undoubtedly not the first time this motorist has parked his vehicle in this manner.
Fudge You
Please Have Mercy
We’re confident that if someone makes this type of appeal, they’ve gotten a lot of parking tickets. Why not park someplace else or hunt for a nice area to park your car instead of asking for the ticketing officer? Would you spare this automobile if you were the Ticket Officer?
Please Have Mercy
What Grammar?
This is a long message, but if you read it, you’ll see that it’s filled with gibberish. I mean, when all you want to say to the driver is “don’t park like a tool,” did you really have the time to write all of this nonsense? You’ve just made yourself question your own grammatical abilities.
What Grammar
Who? Stevie Wonder?
This note is hilarious. Why would you bring a child into this? Why is Stevie Wonder being dragged? The next time you write a letter, simply go right to the point so the recipient understands how horrible his parking situation is. But I’m simply curious. Do you believe Stevie Wonder, like this motorist, has awful parking skills?
Who? Stevie Wonder?
What A Jerk
It was just a matter of time until this person got his comeuppance. What makes you think you’d park in a handicapped spot? That’s a complete jerk move. Give that parking spot to someone who really needs it. Bring your privileged card to a different location! I’m hoping he gets served.
What A Jerk
Take The Bus
This individual had to have seen a lot of automobiles parked in the wrong spot. I’m curious how many cards he had produced just for those irritating circumstances, which is really better if you think about it. It would save you time instead of writing one, and you wouldn’t have to think about what to write on it. It made me wonder whether we should start carrying cards like that as well.
Take The Bus
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
Nothing is worse than someone who takes the time to draft a lengthy letter, get it printed, and then return to put it on your windshield. Who puts forth that kind of effort? Obviously, this individual. It was made further scarier by Liam Neeson’s comment.
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Another meme made it onto our list, but this one was handwritten and sketched, unlike the first. These folks are really talented, and the fact that they had so much time to draw and search for a meme is astounding!
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Thanks For Being Rude!
Although this letter was neither written nor placed on the windshield, he or she was able to communicate his or her sentiments. It is quite impolite to park in a place that has been shoveled for you. Don’t be such a slacker next time, and go dig for your own parking spot.
Thanks For Being Rude
Dear Guy
It’s short and sweet, yet it packs a punch. This note isn’t as long as some of the others on our list, but it gets the job done. If you don’t want to be called a jerk by the general population, go locate a suitable parking spot. There isn’t much else to say about this image. The image speaks for itself.
Dear Guy
Are You Katrina?
We’re all aware of Storm Katrina’s devastation, but if there’s one thing I don’t appreciate, it’s being compared to a hurricane, especially when it results in a fatality. This note appears to have been well-considered. Despite the fact that some may find it gloomy and foreboding, it is amusing in other ways.
Are You Katrina?
My Ice Cream Melted!
This is without a doubt one of the most amusing windshield notes on the list! We were in tears when we read this because we were laughing so hard. It made us want to track out the individual and bring him or her a box of ice cream. Of course, ice cream is completely frozen and excellent. Please, Mr. Important, do not double park next time so that this citizen can enjoy his or her ice cream.
My Ice Cream Melted
When in New York
We all know how hectic New York City and its residents can be, especially during the week, so the weekends are their only respite. I understand the motivations of the two persons who left these messages. Isn’t it true that no one wants their weekend to be ruined?
When In New York
Why Are You So Mad?
This message, which was put on the windshield, is both overbearing and forthright at the same time. Personally, I would despise receiving a letter like this on my windshield. But let us not rush to judgment. There must be a reason for this person’s rage, and it has to do with this driver’s poor parking skills.
Why Are You So Mad?
Want Some Vaseline?
I’m not sure about you, but this note frightened me. Just have a look at the letter. Are you interested in having your door handles and wipers vaselined? And for a tow truck to be dispatched to your location? If I were you, I wouldn’t park in the same area again, even though it appears to be perfectly reasonable. At the very least, the individual has issued you a warning. So take it and park it somewhere else the next time.
Want Some Vaseline?
Thanks, X
The idea is that what you use to write a windshield message doesn’t really matter. It doesn’t matter if it’s on a piece of paper or a pad; it’s all good, especially when someone has parked badly.
Thanks X
Nice Parking Job
There’s nothing like leaving a slew of notes rather than just one. Take a look at how well-crafted these windshield notes are. Apart from that, if these notes aren’t valuable to you, we don’t know what is. I’m hoping that this motorist has learned his or her lesson.
Nice Parking Job
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Another song by Carly Rae Jespen with a modern twist. This one, however, does not rhyme at all, unlike the first. But that’s fine. Isn’t it more essential that you were able to say what you wanted to say?
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Harry Potter?
Harry Potter… Bloody Sardine… Is that clear? In any case, make sure to leave enough room for the car in front, beside, or behind you the next time you park. Make sure there’s adequate room in the following car for the person to exit.
Harry Potter?
No Brainer
I’m not sure what will damage your ego more than this. The person who wrote this note may have complimented your parking, but you can tell it’s all sarcasm. If you don’t want to be labeled as a moron, make sure your parking is in order the following time.
No Brainer
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Is it possible that this letter was written by the tow truck driver himself? Anyway, the owner of this automobile is a very fortunate man. It’s a good thing the individual who left the message was too exhausted to have the automobile removed. Who wants their car towed, after all? No one, I’m sure.
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Savage Bob
We can all agree that Bob wins this one for crossing the line simply to leave a cruel windshield message for this motorist. Bob may have driven below the speed limit, but given this driver’s poor parking abilities, he deserved it. This only goes to prove that Bob isn’t the sort to mess with.
Savage Bob
Justifiable Dent
We couldn’t stop laughing when we read this note. I’m not sure if the person who wrote this was apologizing or simply trying to annoy the car’s driver with their poor parking skills. It’s very clear that the latter was the case. I’m curious as to how many dents and scrapes there were. We’re hoping he learned his lesson.
Justifiable Dent
Thanks For Checking
When this car owner spotted this note on his windshield, he may have been irritated. But wait, there’s more. That was the window of the automobile. Someone may have been so enraged by this driver’s poor parking that they busted his glass. Let’s hope the company’s auto insurance covers shattered windows.
Thanks For Checking
Detailed Lesson Plan
First and foremost, let us all applaud this person’s efforts in creating this note. Take a look at the level of detail in this windshield note. This individual even provided a drawing. This is by far the nicest windshield note we’ve ever seen. I’m not sure what will happen if this individual does not learn their lesson.
Detailed Lesson Plan
Color The Turtle
What could be more humiliating than being compared to a three-year-old toddler for poor parking skills? None. If you think about it, that’s already pretty bad, but there’s something even worse. It’s being handed a turtle print to teach you how to stay within the lines.
Color The Turtle
A For Effort
It’s amusing how this person has a printed-out card for every driver who fails to park correctly. I give you an A for effort! For this individual to have a well-designed and formal printed card, he or she must be dealing with a lot of mis-parked automobiles.
A For Effort
Great Day?
I don’t know about you, but after reading this windshield note left for you, would you still have a good day? No, I don’t believe so. What matters is that this individual was able to say what they intended to say.
Great Day
Transformers
Take a look at how clever this windshield note is. It’s interesting how this individual came up with such a brilliant concept. What a creative method to leave a windshield message for a driver with a mis-parked automobile.
Transformers
Hiya Cowboy!
This windshield note isn’t quite as nice and presentable as the others shown here, but it makes a great bookmark. The most crucial thing is that this card can convey the message it was intended to communicate.
Hiya Cowboy
Confusing
Take a look at this note on the windshield. It’s not as simple to understand as you might think, but it works just fine. Although the diagram is a little perplexing, it is still simple to comprehend, and the idea was made quite clearly and concisely.
Confusing
A Republican?
Anyone who reads this note is likely to be offended. I don’t mean to offend you, but being compared to a Republican? However, aside from being offensive, we must admit that the note is also hilarious. So make sure you don’t park in two spaces to avoid being mistaken for a republican.
A Republican?
Worst Neighbor Award
If you read the message carefully, you will see that it began with a positive tone. However, as the message neared its conclusion, it became increasingly cruel and violent. You’ll get a sense of how irritated this person was when composing this message. I’m curious as to how the driver felt as he read the note. What did it feel like to be named the worst neighbor?
Worst Neighbor Award
Poor Chevy
Consider the driver’s distress when he read this letter. This note is incredibly insulting and obnoxious. Take a look at the language this person used. It even made this driver’s automobile seem bad. So, if you don’t want to get nasty messages, make sure you park your car appropriately.
Poor Chevy
How To Park?
If we had to choose a favorite note from the entire list, it would have to be this note with diagrams and thorough directions, such as this one. Take a look at how this person went to great lengths to write detailed, step-by-step instructions.
How To Park?
Wear Protection
This is one method of effectively communicating your message. But, I have to admit, this is our favorite windshield message. Aside from being hilarious, it’s also a very clever way to leave a message. This individual even carried a condom with him, which matched the message exactly. It seemed as though the person who delivered it had brought it specifically for that occasion.
Wear Protection
Jigsaw
Imagine being a traffic cop and seeing something like this on a car you’re about to ticket. I don’t know about you, but if it were me, I wouldn’t hesitate to issue a ticket to the driver of this car. Such a clever way to irritate a traffic cop.
Jigsaw
Mickey Joins The Party
Mickey is here, and we have a can opener joke. There is the take the bus part to consider as well. When you mix them all up, you can expect the perfect note. Color us impressed!
Mickey Joins The Party
Nature VS Nurture
Why are we cracking up? You try to read this “head’s up” message without laughing, we dare you. We are glad that the writer decided to leave it. We honestly have not laughed like that in ages.
Nature VS Nurture
No Offense But…
We simply cannot imagine that anyone out there would be glad to get a note like this one. I mean, wouldn’t you hate it as well? White vans are just too creepy on their own.
No Offense But…
No Ticket Please
We wonder if this plea worked. It probably did not work all that well. However, it was still worth a shot. Isn’t it always better to ask? You will never know until you try to ask them anyway.
No Ticket Please
Parking Award
Wow, how creepy is this? We would be totally creeped out if we found a note and balloons in our car. We all know what happens after that… It sure reminds us of this one horror movie.
Parking Award
Parking Pig
When you get called a pig by a note, it simply would not sit well. Come on, man. It is not all that hard to show a little consideration. If you do not want to be called a pig, then be more considerate.
Parking Pig
Facebook Button Approved
Sweet! Now, here is the Facebook button that every single one of us has all been waiting for. This is just perfect for the terrible people who have cars but have no parking skills whatsoever.
Facebook Button Approved
First Day Of School
Some people think that the first day of school is super exciting. For others, it is comparable to the Armageddon. No matter which side you are on, we will probably all agree that every school day involves a race to snatch up any parking spot. Can you imagine how enraged this person must have been after they saw what this driver did? We do not think that we need to say more than that.
First Day Of School
Please Don’t Rob Me
Well, well, well. This right here would be the ultimate appeal if such a thing existed. Next time, maybe you can just skip getting car insurance. We are sure you got the cheap one anyway.
Please Don’t Rob Me
Sir T Rex
It is not rocket science. When you find a note like this one, you would know that the person who wrote it was full of rage at the time. What other reason would they have to do something like write this note? Fix that alarm system, man.
Sir T Rex