These Breakup Stories Are So Dumb, They Will Leave You Instantly Frustrated

Published on 08/31/2020
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9. Polar Opposites

Sticking to the same storyline- opposites. This lad’s ex-girlfriend was in a long-distance relationship and it had always been that way. He was in college while the relationship started but only lasted a few weeks. They enjoyed spending many hours chatting on the phone while they did their homework, watched hockey or played games. It would always end with something like, “Oh you want kids? I don’t think this is gonna work out.” Then we said, “I love you,” and hung up. However, the last phone call they had ended something like this, “You like dogs better than cats? This isn’t working out,” with a lack of, “I love you.” A few minutes later, his pal calls him up asking why his Facebook status is now single. He immediately called his ex and asked, “Wait, did you break up with me on our last call?” With no hesitation, she said yes!

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Polar Opposites

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8. Got The Wrong ‘D’

This sad story is about a guy who truly loved this girl. There was an instant spark between them and seemed so compatible. People would also say how amazing their chemistry was. It was honestly the first girl he loved. They spoke openly about their feels so they would know how one felt. Now, besides their relationship, he was still trying to get his mechanical engineering degree- despite having a math disability. After getting his math test result, he immediately texted her the news. She then calls him-crying saying that she can’t be with him anymore. But…the night prior to that she said he would stick by home no matter what. But it was all a lie! It turns out she then wanted to get back with him because she needed him. What.Is.Going.On?

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Got The Wrong ‘D’

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