These Breakup Stories Are So Dumb, They Will Leave You Instantly Frustrated

Published on 08/31/2020
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13. Not Stickin’ Around

This girl had a 34-year old boyfriend and always said things like, “You never leave me alone! My ex left me alone all the time!” in the most childish voice. But he was the one that persisted for her to have her own key to his apartment and made a point of saying he would like to come home from work and see her in his place. And then got annoyed that she wasn’t with him enough! He would always do weird things to have her with him before he went to sleep, which was eventually really annoying! And apparently she was always the “clingy one” – so weird right!

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Not Stickin’ Around

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12. Split-It

This girlfriend had apparently been paying for all the couple’s meals when they would eat out. Their bill would usually come to $100 to $500, depending on where they went or what they ate. It was silly on her behalf but it took her some time to note that he really never offered to pay for anything. He joked and said, “I have a high-paying job that I work really hard at, while you simply inherited your money”. So for some strange reason, she felt compelled to pay for everything. Eventually, she told him straight it was not okay and it would be nice if could at least split it with her. Of course, he was not happy and blew a fuse before breaking up with her. Turms out, his yearly salary was about $100,000.

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Split-It

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