After A Long Time
This guest was in shock when they found out just how much they had to pay in parking fees. We do not make that much money in a year! Surely, this was a mistake of some sort.
No, this is not a joke whatsoever. If it is any relief, you should know that the car had been in the same spot for two decades. A closer inspection of the parking ticket will show you that it dates back to 1996. Aren’t you glad to hear that?
Not Like That
Well, it seems like it is not a good idea to think you will have such an easy time just because you are a hotel guest. If you find yourself staying in this place, it is not wise to assume such a thing. Why? This hotel employs the laziest hospitality workers you will ever see!
Sure, they did not hesitate to give you those salt and pepper shakers that you asked for. However, it might be a little too much to ask them to open the sachets and put it in the shakers by themselves.