Please Have Mercy
We’re confident that if someone makes this type of appeal, they’ve gotten a lot of parking tickets. Why not park someplace else or hunt for a nice area to park your car instead of asking for the ticketing officer? Would you spare this automobile if you were the Ticket Officer?
What Grammar?
This is a long message, but if you read it, you’ll see that it’s filled with gibberish. I mean, when all you want to say to the driver is “don’t park like a tool,” did you really have the time to write all of this nonsense? You’ve just made yourself question your own grammatical abilities.