The Breakfast Menu
What will you do when you find this at the breakfast buffet? It sounds like the least appetizing breakfast item ever. Coco Pops are amazing, but this one does not sound like a good idea whatsoever.
Do you think one of the guests already reported this to the health inspector? The establishment used to have a good grade, but it went down after they saw this. Just kidding! Maybe the employees had yet to drink a cup of joe when they wrote the sign.
Calling Mister Fantastic
This is one more case of a very misplaced toilet paper holder. If you have to go number two after eating too much, you should pray that you never found yourself in this spot. Never forget to look around first.
No one wants to find out that the toilet paper is sitting far away after you finish doing your thing. How uncomfortable must that be? Aside from that, it must be very unsanitary.